So for those that haven't heard, Starkville had Mr. Sex -- aka Stingray-- in the house last night for Mississippi State's basketball game against Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt couldn't secure a rebound to ice the game and cover allowing Quinndary Weatherspoon to hit a three as time expired to give the Bulldogs a 75-74 win. Well you know who else looks like he scored as time expired? That's right, Mr. Sex.
Seriously, how hot do you think Kaylee is in that photo? You can feel the electricity. Sure, you can go with the cheap laugh angle and throw some shade on my boy, but I chose to look beyond the surface.
You know what a girl loves? Confidence. And Sting Ray is just oozing with confidence here. I don't think he got her number. I KNOW he got her number. A girl can't say no to a class ring. It's just good science.
Side note - Kaylee Hartung is 30. Yeah, that 30. It's unbelievable how well petite girls age. She looks like she's drinking Moscato when in reality she's probably already on to Merlot.
Truly unreal stuff. Here's a look at other petite girls that have put a beatdown on aging.
Susanna Hoffs - aka the lead singer of the Bangals
She's 57. Yes, FIFTY SEVEN.
Jane Seymour - aka Kitty Kat
Dr. Quinn really was a doctor it seems because she's 65 and looks like that.
Eva Longoria still has a fastball at 40.
Selma Hayek still works the corners at 49.
Note to self, go petite when you get married. She'll age better, and you'll look better in pictures if you get famous because no one will realize that you're 5'7 3/4".
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