Tuesday, May 10, 2016

This Is Why We Cannot Judge. Aspiring Model/Actress Hit in the Face by a Drone




(TMZ) - Jess Adams was helping a photographer friend Saturday with a clothing shoot in Malibu. Jess, who's appeared on "Community," says it was her first time working with a drone.

Jess doesn't think it was a piloting error ... rather the drone rode a gust of wind directly into her face.

She suffered a few scrapes and bruises, but still got checked out in the ER. Jess is handling it like a champ, saying ... "If you're gonna get hit in the face with a drone better at least be able to watch it and die laughing."

First, had I known before I read the article that she had been appeared on Community, I would have gone with Actress/Model.

Second, uh...no duh it wasn't a piloting error. I've seen this scene a million times in Malibu. 

"Hey, I need help promoting my line. Wanna go down to Point Dume and do some modeling? I This could be just the thing to get us into the industry."

Newsflash, sweetie pea, the only thing that he wants to get into is you.

I remember thinking the same thing in college and the thought still won't go away. Does this move get these guys laid? Because if so, that's the marketing direction that Canon and Nikon need to explore.

The Rebel T5 by Canon, with just the right amount of bull shit and decent lighting, it'll get you laid. That would move some units. Plus, you could take that MSRP up like double at the minimum because guys will do anything if they think it will get them with a hot chick.

Don't believe me? Compare a guy's tinder searching to a girls. Notice that one segment has higher presence of the opposite sex that links directly to paid cam sites. Hint - it's not a girl's Tinder. You're welcome, high-end camera industry. That was free advice.

Anyway here's more of Jess' "work"








Once-in-a-generation talent there.

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