Couple of thoughts, first, show me a better power stance than this guy's. You can't. #NoDaysOff on squats.
Second, this video basically why the rest of the country doesn't understand the South. We willingly chose to drink Natty Light, dip using clear water bottles as our spitter so that all can enjoy the experience, and take college football way too seriously.
For my Southern brethren, this is why we are constantly a punchline. Well, that and it's socially acceptable to shit on the South because people that we never knew decided that slavery was a good idea 500 years ago. It's these videos that resonate with us all that make us seem like a different world to them.
We all know this guy, and we all have one like him in our crew. Here's to you, bro. May the road rise to meet you, and may the sun shine warmly on your back. May your days be merry and bright.
PS - He's clearly the smartest guy in his crew because not only was he the only person not drinking Natty in the shot but also he was the only person using a Yeti Koozie, the gold standard in Koozies. Seriously, if you don't have one, get one, and thank me later.
PPS - This is pretty much the end. We can't even watch sports with our friends any more in privacy. Gone are the days when you could lost in the moment and not have to worry about the world seeing your inner thighs. Goddam NSA...
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